-He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, “concentrate”.
-He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
-He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
-He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
-He tries to drown a fish.
-If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change.
-He trips over a cordless phone.
-He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
-At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here”, he puts “Sagittarius”.
-He takes 2 hours to watch “60 minutes”.
-He invents a solar powered flashlight.
-He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
-He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
-He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, “Airport left”, and he turned around and went home.
-He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.
-He spends time reading through the above 15 points and analyses if he is an idiot.